Filmmaking Frenzy: Commander-in-Chief
Pick any U.S. president from any era in our history, then pair him with one of our “alternative occupations”.

The entries are in! Now it's your turn to vote for your favorite films, and the top vote-getters will go before our celebrity judge, Seth Grahame-Smith, whose Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter opens in theaters this weekend.
This summer, 20th Century Fox will show the world the hidden side of our 16th president’s legacy with their release of ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER. But what if Lincoln wasn’t the only president who moonlighted as an ass kicker? What if Teddy Roosevelt got sucked up into a space/time vortex and spent three years as a starship commander before returning to earth to serve his country? What if Thomas Jefferson spent a summer tracking and killing the great white shark who killed his most beloved slave? What if George Washington were secretly a psychotic lumberjack?
The possibilities, clearly, are endless, and in the newest Filmmaking Frenzy contest (the first held here at Badass Digest!) we want to see what magic you can create with one of these scenarios. So here’s the challenge: pick any U.S. president from any era in our history, then pair him with one of the “alternative occupations” that we've got listed above in "Read Submission Guidelines". Write and produce a parody trailer for your film and post it here. That’s it!
Share your film online via all your favorite social media channels and encourage your friends to check it out and vote for you, because audience votes will determine our top three finalists. Those top three films will then be sent to the desk of our official judge, ABRAHAM LINCOLN: VAMPIRE HUNTER writer Seth Grahame-Smith, who will pick one Ultimate Badass as the best trailer of the bunch, and that filmmaking team will be rewarded with prizes, fame and never ending glory! Specifically, winners will get the Sony HVR-A1U 1080i, a $2,750 camera, as well as Sony Vegas Movie Studio HD Platinum 10 editing software. The runner-ups will receive a Sony Bloggie recorder, all thanks to our partners at Sony 4K.
All film entries must be submitted by 11:59 PM CST on June 18 to be eligible and voting will be open till 5:00 PM CST on June 21.
Points will be given for entertainment value and technical proficiency as well as historical accuracy and plausibility, so don’t forget to do some research before you lock your script. For more, see the official terms and conditions here.
Other than that, remember you can pick any President you like, but you must pair him with one of the alternative occupations we've got listed above in "Read Submission Guidelines".
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George W Bush: The Comedian Inside by Nate Van Winkle
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Woodrow Wilson: Break Em All Off by Marc Spier
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Richard Nixon: Secret Agent by Spencer Flynn
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George Washington in: Sasquatch Mountain by Ellen Chmielowski
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Franklin Pierce: Disco Star by Riannon Rowley, Stacy Besco, and Jason Angoy
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DECLARATOR by Andrew McGuire
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FDR/JFK: KAIJU KILLERS! by Mauriece Jacks, Jr.
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FDR: Crime Crippler by Sage Stone
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teddy roosevalt : "vampare KILLER" by kerpal
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Barack Obama: Urban Vigilante by Griffin Chambers
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William "Skinny Boy" Taft - Standup Comedian by Keith Neuendorff
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John Quincy Adams: Mad Scientist by Taunie Reddington
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Jimmy Carter: Demon Knight by Mitch Mekulsia
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Grover Cleveland: Dinosaur Wrangler by Shannon Ellery Hubbell
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George W. Bush – Herald of C’thulu by Mark Mandel, Ann Kennedy
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There Wood Be Blood (Rutherford B. Hayes: Psycho Lumberjack) by Jacob Burris and Iris Dimmick
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TEDATOR - Teddy Roosevelt: Alien Infiltrator by Stuart McSpadden
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JFK: Indie Rock Hipster by Cal Hurd, Calder deVarga, and Kirian O'Madden
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Teddy Roosevelt: Private Eye by Shawn Bell & Miranda Petrosky
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Ulysses S. Grant: Rodeo Clown by Emily Hampton
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James Madison: Ninja Assassin by Stan Williams
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George W. Bush - Cockfighter by Eric Ysasi and Sean Balusek
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Ulysses S. Grant: All Star Gigolo by The Straight Guys
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Bill Clinton: Cock Fighter by Heather Lefebvre
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Taft Wasteland Warlord by Paul Beck
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John F. Kennedy: Urban Vigilante by Trevor Duhon
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Richard Nixon Ace Cockfighter by Javier Garcia
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The DECLORATOR_(Thomas Jefferson the archeologist) by Andrew McGuire
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Bill Clinton : Witch Finder by Jim and Them
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Andrew Jack-san: Ninja Assassin by Josh Garrett
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Tricky Dick by ben edelstein
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Theodore Roosevelt: Witch Finder by Korey Pereira
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Franklin Pierce: Herald of C'thulhu by N. Bozen
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J.F.K: Dinosaur Wrangler by Daniel Grisak, Kevin Williamson
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Frank Pierce: Private Eye by Courtney Hazlett & Brian Losoya
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Grover Cleveland: All Star Gigolo by John Norris
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Franklin D. Roosevelt: Ninja Assassin by Matt Sanders
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Bill Clinton: All-Star Gigolo by Joel Futral
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TAFT! - Urban Vigilante by Aaron B Koontz
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Robo Reagan- Urban Vigilante by John Newton
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Thomas Jefferson: Demon Knight by Mario Restive
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Calvin Coolidge: Original Gangster by Jon & Cristina Levy
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TEDDY (Theodore Roosevelt: Stand-Up Comedian) by Taylor James Johnson
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FDR Urban Vigilante by Larry Reclusado
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The Original Presidents of Comedy by Timothy Bond, Michael Charron
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George Washington: Wasteland Warlord by Alessandro Mapelli
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RICHARD NIXON: COCKFIGHTER by Billy Driver
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Dick Cheney: Cock Fighter by Matt Oglesby and Rob Kovach
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William Henry Harrison - Cockfighter by Sean Daigle
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Rutherford B. Hayes: Drug Kingpin by Bobby Merkle
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JFK: Ninja Assassin by Danny Cameron, Woody Harrison
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Thomas Jefferson - Break The Bank by Brett Roberts
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Gerald Ford: Bank Robber by Joel Pavliska and Ian Kuplack
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Martin Van Buren: Archaeological Adventurer by Chris Daly
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Grover Cleveland: Stand-Up Comedian by Trey Huguley
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Theodore Roosevelt: Shark Hunter by E. Hicks
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Andrew Jackson Barbarian by Jon C. Forisha & Andrew Ford
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John Tyler: Getaway Driver by John C. Bradley & Richard Cline
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Calvin Coolidge: Failed Standup Comic by Rob Neilson
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Chester A. Arthur: Sasquatch Trainer by Mark Blitch
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Nixon vs. ComicCon by Kellie Penna
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FDR: Herald of C'thulu by Kevin Clang
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JFK II: Back to Bustin' by Shannon Cromer
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Thomas Jefferson: Drug Kingpin by Paul Zakrzewski
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Martin Van Buren: Getaway Driver by Chris Daly
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JFK: Private Eye by Yiannys Degermentzidis
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JFK: Getaway Driver by Benjmain Jarvis, Erika Laffin, Vi Do & Riannon Rowley
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Thomas Jefferson: Indie Rock Hipster by Kaelyn Moore
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Teddy Roosevelt: Space Assassin by Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
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Thomas Jefferson: Shark Hunter by Alamo Drafthouse Cinema
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George Washington: Psycho Lumberjack by Alamo Drafthouse Cinema